Tuesday, February 24, 2015

The Lazy Toaster...

Let's talk about this interesting phenomenon called the "Lazy Toaster". Now if you remember, about a year or more ago I made a blog post on the "toasting phase" (HERE). It was actually one of my favorite posts till date, because it was REAL! If you do not know what a toaster is, it is simply a Nigerian slang used to describe a man that is after a woman's heart. We have all had a toaster at some time in our lives, and most of us know how to handle them. But what happens when you encounter a lazy toaster? Ladies some of y'all know what I mean. The guy that hangs around and gives you the "I Like You" vibe. But never really seems to act on it. That's enough to drive a woman crazy. I was watching video blogs by the gorgeous Toke Makinwa Saturday night, and I stumbled upon a vlog she did about it. I couldn't help but scream "YESS GIRL!". She definitely went in... (continue)
Men why do y'all do this? Especially when you know that the lady has definitely fallen for you, but you still keep her in a mental cage. I call it a mental cage because this is a beautiful woman, that has fallen for your charm and is ready to be with you, and just waiting on your go ahead, but she never gets it. One day she's so sure y'all are on a roll and the next day she's not even sure if y'all are still friends. You send her flowers and take her on a date, making her feel like the only girl in the world. And the following week, you don't even call her once to say hi. She doesn't know whether to move on from you, or continue to wait for you to make the big final move. It's enough to drive a gal INSANE! I'M PRACTICALLY GOING INSANE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT! Guys from the society of mentally caged women, please stop it! BIKO! Be a man and chase after your woman! Speaking for myself and many other women I'm sure, I long for a man that is willing to go to the end of the earth to win my heart. I want that man that will sleep outside my gate just to get my number. You know that old school kind of love. Men sit up and start being men today. If you know you want her, go get her. Call her up and tell her you want her to yourself alone, and quit with the mind trap. And if you know you're just keeping her around for a seat warmer, then God is watching you!!

Ladies say NO to lazy toaster today. I'm outchea! Watch Toke's video below. And don't forget to share today's gospel.


5 comments:

  1. Dis is my first time on dis blog and am finding it very intresting and loving it...so am game

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    1. You are welcome in the name of the lord.. *singing*. I'm so excited to have you! Thanks

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  2. Hehe...Anothet way to consider it is reeling in the catch slowly........Nothing wrong with that ;)

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    1. Lol. Sorry to shut down your philosophy, but on behalf of my fellow women I take an exception to that. Women are not fish\animals, you don't "reel" us in. You either care for us and love us, or you keep it moving!

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  3. Hehehehheheheheh @"Sleep outside your gate to get Mobile number.." Aha nah Bubba... Eezz neFer that serious nah... :) Oy what if he Rented a Room just by your house?! That's fair enough nah... :)

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